I had been toying with the idea to ask to my guardian to
make an appointment for me to see some neurologist MD in town, but as I was
talking with my new caregiver Christian (a boy, but not because I'm a homo,
just because I'm way more comfortable to shower with a male, rather than some
overweight mama who can't even walk straight) I realized that for me to see yet
another neurologist is truly very dangerous because I couldn't bear to have to
tell my complete medical history and hear to be told by the new neurologist
that "he's very sorry for me and can even feel my pain" if something
like this would ever happen again I don't believe that I might be able not to
snap the neck of the professional in front of me and end up in a worse jail
than the one I've been in.
In other words - given what I think of medicine in general
(guess science) - I best stay away from anyone who won't even make any attempt
to use what I guess will work on me and my brain.
The last one who tried to do something on me was a woman
neurologist from some third world country in Ventura, who - even if I had
predicted to her that it's a waste of time (hers) and money (mine) - insisted
to try with the Botox injections, and injected my left arm (to the thumb) and
chest at least 20 times before having to admit that my prediction was correct (as it always happens with me). I therefore agreed
with Christian that I best never see any of those "specialists" again
for both mine and their safety.
Given that medicine is all a big guess and the research
about our brain is still very immature, I truly cannot understand the reason
why anyone who earned the MD title already would ever be interested in
specializing in the less than nothing area (or the human brain) but I guess
that since masochism is a real condition, well studied too, I can say that any
neurologist must have a masochistic vein inside.
However I'm impatiently waiting to see any of those losers
step ahead and let me know that - given that nothing is ever sure or
predictable - they are willing to guess with me that few simple sub-Q
injections of Enbrel in the patented location in my neck are worth the chance,
"who knows you may be right" (as it always
happens with me).
- http://www.healthline.com/health/neurologist#Overview1
- http://dgsom.ucla.edu/
- http://informahealthcare.com/doi/abs/10.1586/ern.10.52
- http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24647830
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