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Thursday, April 09, 2015

NEUROLOGISTS

I had been toying with the idea to ask to my guardian to make an appointment for me to see some neurologist MD in town, but as I was talking with my new caregiver Christian (a boy, but not because I'm a homo, just because I'm way more comfortable to shower with a male, rather than some overweight mama who can't even walk straight) I realized that for me to see yet another neurologist is truly very dangerous because I couldn't bear to have to tell my complete medical history and hear to be told by the new neurologist that "he's very sorry for me and can even feel my pain" if something like this would ever happen again I don't believe that I might be able not to snap the neck of the professional in front of me and end up in a worse jail than the one I've been in.
In other words - given what I think of medicine in general (guess science) - I best stay away from anyone who won't even make any attempt to use what I guess will work on me and my brain.
The last one who tried to do something on me was a woman neurologist from some third world country in Ventura, who - even if I had predicted to her that it's a waste of time (hers) and money (mine) - insisted to try with the Botox injections, and injected my left arm (to the thumb) and chest at least 20 times before having to admit that my prediction was correct (as it always happens with me). I therefore agreed with Christian that I best never see any of those "specialists" again for both mine and their safety.
Given that medicine is all a big guess and the research about our brain is still very immature, I truly cannot understand the reason why anyone who earned the MD title already would ever be interested in specializing in the less than nothing area (or the human brain) but I guess that since masochism is a real condition, well studied too, I can say that any neurologist must have a masochistic vein inside.
However I'm impatiently waiting to see any of those losers step ahead and let me know that - given that nothing is ever sure or predictable - they are willing to guess with me that few simple sub-Q injections of Enbrel in the patented location in my neck are worth the chance, "who knows you may be right" (as it always happens with me).


  1. http://www.healthline.com/health/neurologist#Overview1
  2. http://dgsom.ucla.edu/
  3. http://informahealthcare.com/doi/abs/10.1586/ern.10.52
  4. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24647830

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