MY BRO DAVE

This is how my former prod. Specialist at Geox believes himself to be like, it’s due the fact that when he was 5 or 6 y/o and was running naked from his bathroom – where he had just taken a bath – to his bedroom – to get dressed – his grandmother told him with a big surprise painted on her face “ho my, you are as big as your granpa” that carved in Dave’s mind the absolute belief that his penis is of monstrous proportions to the point that we all have been referring to it as his monster, I can’t tell the billions of jokes that me and my other bro have been making about Dave’s monster that include horses and plenty other types of animals, he’s now divorced just like me BUT he’s moved in what he calls the “single men’s heaven” and tells us that he had to hire a real policeman to keep in an orderly line the dozens of women who go to his apartment for what they all call “a visit”.

He now is a shoe store owner and manager in the Boston area but he was a prod. specialist at Rockport that had him do several trips to China where he tells us brothers he had “several girlfriends”, in fact our jokes now are about how many Chinese children he must have in that country (NONE of them with such a monster though).

As a matter of fact Dave and his monster act just like any comedy movie I watch almost every day, what makes him funnier it’s that he is a real person whom I know very well.

One of the best jokes however, is the one about the time when he was driving his Mercedes and had an accident “but nothing happened because "I was having an erection which saved me from smashing my face on the steering wheel just like any air-bag could do” how much me and my other brother Pat laugh about this accident is difficult to measure, but I think that I surely could have saved my head if I had an erected "monster" while I was riding my bicycle the day I hit the car with my head……

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