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Saturday, November 07, 2015

BORAT

The size and depth of the injury to the brains of whoever wrote and worked on this movie Borat can’t even begin to compare to mine and this is one of the funniest movies I reviewed here earlier. Aside from the fact that this movie is yet another panoramic view of our sick living, there’s this man named Borat who comes here on a reporting mission to understand and import what makes this country so great, attractive and famous. The perils that this Borat makes the viewer go through are  something so indescribable that the only suggestion I can give is to watch it yourselves, BUT don’t forget to watch it while sitting on the biggest and softest couch you own and buckle up, it can help you too to be wearing a cotton absorbing sweater, or polo, because you’ll cry your eyes dry for the hard laughing, one of the parts that had me be careful not to fall on the floor is when Borat is taking a lesson about the correct manners to have in formal dinners with high level Americans, his comments about the women at the  table and his trip to the restroom are worth to make history in the cinema field, I won’t say what he does not to ruin your vision of this crazy movie, but I can’t avoid to mention that in his country (Kazakhstan) women have a much smaller brain than men and they are all prostitutes – Borat’s sister is the 4th whore in the entire country and besides French kissing her brother Borat, shows with pride her trophy,
Without telling too much of this movie I can’t refrain myself from saying that once Borat buys his transportation (small postal vehicle) to go to California with the intent to marry Pamela Anderson, he puts in the mail carrying part of his very small vehicle a raging black bull that not only fills the minicab of his excrements but puts out of this minicab the head bellowing at whatever is close. In short Borat decides to drive a minicab from NYC to LA with a furious bull in it and along the way is determined to learn to learn to live just like any American citizen, in order to fulfill the reason for his trip.
I realize that I’ve already said too much of this hilarious movie, my only final suggestion is to watch it with your best friend and be ready to loose your sense of the NOW,
  1.  http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/borat/
  2. http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/borat-cultural-learnings-of-america-for-make-benefit-glorious-nation-of-kazakhstan-2006
  3. http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/03/movies/03bora.html?_r=1&
  4. http://www.theguardian.com/film/2006/oct/27/comedy.sachabaroncohen
  5. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borat

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