I hope – for
my treasures – not to be too graphic by saying that this ZOHAN movie is
equivalent to me using the $1 bill – I spent for its DVD purchase – to wipe my anal sphincter
after having liberated my belly from ten pounds of fecal matter, in
liquid state. There’s a shameful number of Youtubes about this crap-movie (or movie-crap) so I just chose a trailer for it
and a short scene (sadly among the hundreds).
Anyway, the
story is about Zohan tired of all the fighting in his country, legendary Israeli
commando Zohan fakes his own death and goes
to New York, where he can fulfill his fondest dream: to become a hairstylist.
His (Zohan) sexy way with a cut and curl makes
him a hit with Manhattan's women (blaaaahhhh),
but when enemy Arabs spot him, Zohan has to call on his military skills if he
is ever to wield scissors again.
You can
read much more of this crap-instigating movie by going to the linked
websites below (uneasy
to find some unlike mine here).
Anyway, my
vote to this crapper is to watch it alone (like me…..) drinking a quart of pure dog urine from a glass bottle.
- https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/you-dont-mess-with-the-zohan-2008
- https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/you_dont_mess_with_the_zohan/
- https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/you-dont-mess-with-the-zohan-2008
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