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Thursday, November 23, 2017

ZOHAN MY OH MEGA MY & YOURS TOO


I hope – for my treasures – not to be too graphic by saying that this ZOHAN movie is equivalent to me using the $1 bill – I spent for its DVD purchase – to wipe my anal sphincter after having liberated my belly from ten pounds of fecal matter, in liquid state. There’s a shameful number of Youtubes about this crap-movie (or movie-crap) so I just chose a trailer for it and a short scene (sadly among the hundreds).
Anyway, the story is about Zohan tired of all the fighting in his country, legendary Israeli commando Zohan fakes his own death and goes to New York, where he can fulfill his fondest dream: to become a hairstylist.
His (Zohan) sexy way with a cut and curl makes him a hit with Manhattan's women (blaaaahhhh), but when enemy Arabs spot him, Zohan has to call on his military skills if he is ever to wield scissors again.
You can read much more of this crap-instigating movie by going to the linked websites below (uneasy to find some unlike mine here).
Anyway, my vote to this crapper is to watch it alone (like me…..) drinking a quart of pure dog urine from a glass bottle.


  1. https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/you-dont-mess-with-the-zohan-2008
  2. https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/you_dont_mess_with_the_zohan/
  3. https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/you-dont-mess-with-the-zohan-2008




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