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Monday, December 16, 2019

JESUS HEROLD CHRIST



FUCK ME!!! Given that some of my readers had something (very little) to say about my latest post on Jesus, this morning I did my (very usual) google research about the fact that one of Christianity pillar of faith just turned out to be a primitive photographic test that the immortal Leonardo Da Vinci made on his own and given that he used to have easy access to corpses because of his unparalleled (in those times) studies with drawings of human anatomy – among them my most favorite Vitruvian" man where he geometrically proved the anatomical perfection and balance of the way the human body is made, since in those times there a competition of people who wanted to believe that the very linen fabric used to wrap the corpse of Jesus after his death was still in existence therefore – history says that there were several shrouds used to wrap around Jesus’ body…..
Well here’s when a long knife stabbed in my neck, in fact the internet has billions of websites that talk about the mother Mary – with explanations (some very detailed) of her “perennial virginity”, who her parents were (with the names) and the same for Joseph….to the outrageous information about the fact that it seems that we know who the grandparents of Jesus were.
But wait, we know that Mary and Joseph weren’t married and that Mary gave birth to God’s son when she was 12 y/o.
Then I found even the name of the real father of Jesus who as I had said here before, wasn’t God (the creator of the universe and all it contains – including our planet, earth) the true father of Jesus was a Roman legionnaire by the name of T iberius Julius Abdes Pantera (fucking A!!) his tombstone was found in Bingerbrück, Germany, in 1859. But wait! It turns out that James, Joseph/Joses, Jude and Simon were the brothers of Jesus. But Jesus had sisters too (no names here), as written in the New Testament, in Mark (3:31-32).
But wait…..do you know what language did Jesus spoke? It's generally agreed by historians that Jesus and his disciples primarily spoke Aramaic (Jewish Palestinian Aramaic), that was the common language of Judea in the first century AD, most likely a Galilean dialect distinguishable from that of Jerusalem.
Among the most hilarious and craziest things I happened to read is even the phone number for Jesus that’s in Christian numerology and it’s the number 888 that represents Jesus, or sometimes more specifically Christ the Redeemer…..or JHC (naaahhh).
Anyway, let me continue with this farce about the names (hold on to the chair you’re sitting on now) Jesus' name in Hebrew was “Yeshua” which translates to English as Joshua. Evidence existed to show that Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene and that their son was named Judah (ha, yeah like the betrayer……), based upon inscriptions found on ossuaries discovered in Jerusalem in 1980. Biblical scholar and author James Tabor has affirmed his belief in a married Jesus.
OK now you can dry your tears from laughing so hard because this is when I absolutely confirm what I’ve been thinking of “my religion” (no other choice if you are born in Italy) and that’s about the most important bearing pillar of Christianity and its own empire stand, the Shroud of Turin - also called Holy Shroud and in Italian Sacra Sindone, it’s a length of linen that for centuries was purported to be the burial garment of Jesus Christ. It has been preserved since 1578 in the royal chapel of the cathedral of San Giovanni Battista in Turin, Italy (my dad took us all to see it one of the few times it was exposed….maybe in the 70ies). The history of the shroud from the 15th century is well recorded. In 1532, the shroud was damaged from a fire in the chapel where it was stored. The cloth is made up of a simple two-way weave. An international team of researchers found fragments of a burial shroud that cast serious doubts on the Shroud of Turin, the controversial linen cloth venerated by many Catholics as the proof that Christ resurrected from the grave. However my personal reason to write this post is that I saw a Youtube in Italian where Pope Francis says that the “shroud is still holy simply because of the centuries in time and the  thousands of believers who kneeled to pray in front of it” ….talk about “holy knowledge” in quantum physics....😊

  1. https://www.leonardodavinci.net/the-mona-lisa.jsp
  2. https://www.livescience.com/63093-shroud-of-turin-is-fake-bloodstains.html
  3. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/5706640/Turin-Shroud-is-face-of-Leonardo-da-Vinci.html
  4. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brothers_of_Jesus
  5. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisters_of_Jesus_the_Good_Shepherd
  6. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_H._Christ
  7. https://www.uscatholic.org/articles/201612/why-was-mary-virgin-30874
  8. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual_virginity_of_Mary
  9. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiberius_Julius_Abdes_Pantera



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